THIS GUYS GOT JOKES!

Remember red heads story
I met a red head once; he was sitting in my apartment. I figured he was waiting for my roommate. I just had gotten out of work. I said “hello boy.” And went straight to my room. When I walked back out, he was still sitting there waiting. I walked over to my freezer and took out a bottle, I looked at him with no words raised my eyebrows and he asked, “Is that a offer”. I said “ apparently”. I opened the bottle of cheep whiskey and pored it straight in to a glass. As I was pouring it I asked his name and why he was there, His name was Ryan, and I was right he was there for my roommate.
We started talking about music, movies and things I just cant remember. Maybe for the fact we both just kept poring drinks. Once my roommate was home, he found two drunks half passed out on our couch.
We just wanted wake up. ”Why not a walk” I say. We stated walking. We being just Ryan and I my roommate wanted to stay in. This is about the time Ryan stated talking about Jesus. Not just a raging alcoholic but he’s a Jesus freak. I ask him “ So you think you’ll get forgiven for everything you’ve done, right? And I’m the one going to hell? Right after that, I shut my mouth. He started ranting about God, the hymns, “he’s coming he’s coming.” He stated shouting. Right then he fell to his knees and started vomiting. I walked away from him went home and fell asleep quite sound. The next morning I heard about the body found dead in the street.